Kekkonen-part I

So, Matsku told me, that not every king and queen and president can be Kekkonen. I decided to prove her wrong. Actually, it was her idea, but let's not talk about that.....

Joten, tänää oltii myymäs lippui jäähallilla ja tuotto oli säälittävä. Suoraansanoen surullinen.
Ja sitte tulin iskälle, söin laskiaispullaa, datasin, epäonnistuin kokeisiin lukemisessa, datasin ja olin onnellinen.
Ja löysin tän:

Sister: Did you know that Louis (Tomlinson) likes girls who eat carrots?

Mum: Is that why you insisted that I buy carrots?

Sister: Yes.

Me: Yeah because your chances with a British twenty year old are going to greatly increase because you start eating carrots...